FSM my butt

This reader's letter to BoingBoing about the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by his noodly appendage) is hilarious:

You guys are nuts.Come on a flying spaghetti monster?Look there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster.God created the world.This is only a jloke.Come on.A flying spaghetti monster/Flying spaghetti monster my butt.You should read the bible,pray,and go to a church.Come on.Have you ever even seen it.

Let me answer that question for you NO!HAVE YOU!YOU SHOULDN'T BELIVE ABOUT EVOLUTION OR OTHER FALSE gods OR FALSE PROPHETS OR EVEN THE MAN WHO FIRST TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS.THAT MAN IS A LIAR. HE JUST DID THAT SO SCHOOLS SHOULDN'TTEACH ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY ALL POWERFUL, ALL KNOWING, ALMIGHTY GOD AND HIS SON JESUS. [...] YOU NEED TO READ THE HOLY BIBLE NOT PRAISE A STUPID FALSE THING ABOUT A flying spaghetti monster that does not exist.That man is a liar.Who has ever seen a flying spaghetti monster.

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