Monday, September 11, 2006

The End of the World is Nigh

Forget gravity, the laws of physics and the speed of light, if there is one constant in this ever-changing world, it is this: if you just miss a train, and have to wait half an hour for the next one, it will be delayed and leave the station late.

Until tonight -- I missed my train by mere seconds. And the next train left exactly on time.

There is only one explanation for these events.

The Deep Old One, C'thulu, has awoken and is about to devour us all.

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