Thanks to that reasonable conservative, Jon Swift, two articles of the utmost importance:
- How the scourge of gay marriage has caused New York Mayor and Republican presidential hopeful Rudolph Giuliani to cheat on his wife, and Louisiana Senator David Vitter to seek the services of "DC Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey:
Rated 100% by the Christian Coalition for his pro-family voting record and his support of such issues as abstinence-only sex education, Vitter first went to Congress in 1999 when he was elected to fill the seat vacated by Speaker of the House Robert Livingston after it was revealed that Livingston, who had attacked Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky affair, had himself had extramarital affairs.
- According to conservative pundits, what the USA needs, more than anything else, is a really big, successful terrorist attack:
According to Fumento all of those liberal New Yorkers who screamed when the World Trade Center collapsed were actually screaming with laughter. Who knew?
In contrast to liberals' glee over the prospect of terrorist attacks in their hometowns, conservatives are all torn up about it, the way we are about wars that kill a lot of civilians and torture and other regrettable necessities. Unfortunately, there seems to be no other way of convincing people how wrong they were to vote for the Democrats and what a disaster it would be to leave Iraq.